a short biography of you
Your browser has been talking about you.
Every website you open gets told things about you. Quietly, automatically, before you click anything. I asked yours. It told me everything.
0 things found about you so far
Takes about a minute. No permissions, no pop-ups, nothing saved. Feelings may be hurt.
verdict
Based on the evidence, you are a
Goes on your WhatsApp Status card, in red. Your photo never leaves your phone.
This file self-destructs when you close the tab. Nothing is saved. Screenshot it or lose it.
How did it know all that?
Nothing here is a trick. Every line came from information your browser gives to every website automatically: your clock, your screen, your battery, your graphics chip, how much storage sites are allowed, where you clicked from, how your mouse moved. Turn on show receipts to see the exact code behind each line.
It all ran on your device. This site has no database, no analytics and no cookies. The only thing that touches a server is a one-off lookup of your country and internet provider from your connection, which isn't saved anywhere. It never works out or shows your city.
The camera is the only permission this site will ever ask for, and only if you tap "Add your mugshot". The photo is turned red right here on your device and never uploaded.
Your internet provider comes from your connection's address, matched against an offline database that lives on this site, so it isn't sent anywhere else. Provider data: IP to ASN Lite by DB-IP, used under CC BY 4.0.
If that felt a bit much, that's the point. Most sites collect this and don't tell you.